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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:05
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the best way to get over your ex?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Next, they tried...
No go.
No way
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They put up a sign reading
So they tried
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons